Happy Birthday princess—midna!

spacewaluigi:

you dont know real terror untill you fight king boo without a memory card

hoekage:

somebody needs to fucking kiss me

I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you.
Friedrich Nietzsche (via kushandwizdom)

wheatdealer:

*uses panorama to take dick pic*

quotelounge:

Quote lounge

quotelounge:

Quote lounge

youknownothingenjolras:

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 


Though it may not be done in many places, and it definitely should because it’s brilliant, I do at least know that some baseball stadiums (i.e. - The Cell in Chicago) offer a free soft drink card if you tell someone at the office that you’re the DD.

youknownothingenjolras:

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

Though it may not be done in many places, and it definitely should because it’s brilliant, I do at least know that some baseball stadiums (i.e. - The Cell in Chicago) offer a free soft drink card if you tell someone at the office that you’re the DD.





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Fairy